witwitch:

fatdickstyles:

just-shower-thoughts:

Girls can’t find their hairclip, but they remember what you said exactly 2 yrs ago at 2:13am

Can’t find a 2mm piece of metal usually colored brown that blends into everything but remembers when you said something meaningful/hurtful at any given time. Good comparisons, they make no sense

“I’m annoyed when a woman does something basic like misplaces a small object, and I am also annoyed when women remember the shitty things I do to them.”

Men are basically just annoyed that we aren’t sex robots