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fefairys:

speedpaint

cool gif that i spent like an hour making under the cut!!!!

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kouha:

My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves
Me, trembling: what

readysteadytrek:

[sensitive material redacted] is what Star Trek is all about.

candiikismet:

dopenmind:

candiikismet:

godswerepoetsonce:

candiikismet:

godswerepoetsonce:

candiikismet:

So my Grandma apparently is running a plant hospital and rehabilitation center. She can get anything to grow abundantly, so in the past few decades people have literally started dropping off sick and dying plants to her and she would nurse them back to health and return them. She only charges a single clipping from each of the plants she nurses. 🌱🌿🍃I’m so proud of my Plant Doctor Grandma! 😌

This is amazing! Does she take notes of her work?

Yes she does. She has a whole journal that details care for certain diseases and plants. She takes it so seriously.

Does she share her notes at all? I want to get better at recognizing the frailties of plants in different conditions and if they are public at all I would love to read your grandmother’s work.

I will to her about getting her plant research published. She has the funniest notes in there too. Reminders about which plants belong to who, Recipes for natural bug-be-gone, and elaborate descriptions of blooms and even some pressed flowers in there. She’s so important in our community and she also grows sugar cane and vegetables she just gives away.

This is incredible.

She says she has over 250 potted “tenants” at her home right now. Between 30 to 40 belong to other people and she’s just nursing them. And countless “permanent residents” in the ground.

earthboundheretic:

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

Well he’s not wrong

willgots:

Margot “I found that really frustrating. Fans seem to really love that about her, that she has this complete devotion to a guy that treats her badly.” Robbie

yourekittensme:

The great equalizer

lilium-bosniacum:

tugomer:

vladthelordofdoomandpancakes:

Translation:
“I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry”
*the standard effect of touching a soviet car*
*laughs in russian*

Russian Transformers

tag yourself i’m “laughs in russian”

skirtsuit-angel:

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary – like honkwiching – is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign