countessk8

thebootydiaries:

sittininthewoods:

thebootydiaries:

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

u sound like a virgin

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

losangelesrams:

macleod:

Flying a drone through fireworks

I really don’t think anything exists man

deadpangal:

checking in on youtubers after years of not watching them

babyanimalgifs:

A very big boy

vongoladodicesimo:

sadakotetsuwan:

kaytayzombay:

showerthoughtsofficial:

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

That is…a good question

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

Thanks murder side of tumblr

thetasteoffire:

since this day, my life has only known peace

sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

positive-lesbian-vibes:

yamashita-kumiko:

positive-lesbian-vibes:

positive-lesbian-vibes:

Girls in tight black skinny jeans… Girls in ripped holey jeans…. Girls in baggy mom jeans…. Girls in sheer black tights… Girls in fishnet tights…. Girls in knee high socks….. Girls in sweatpants….. Lms if you agree

I FORGOT about girls in high waisted jeans. High waisted jeans, overalls, and denim skirts I’m so sorry

Girls

u make such a good point

shithowdy:

smolhooman:

shithowdy:

I’d like to formally make a blanket apology for literally anything I said before I turned 20.

I’m still under 20 for another eight months. You’re all fuckers and I apologize for nothing. See you in 2018 and we’ll talk.

This is exactly what I mean.