tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
Y’all acting like Tarzan didn’t think he was a gorilla. Like he probably saw his reflection and just assumed he was a weird looking gorilla and didn’t know he was a human, so yeah he was probably out there fucking miss gorillas
how you know tarzan was het?
You right, my bad! Okay so he was fucking all the gorillas
i wanna know what kind of ridiculous youtube genres exist in the wizarding world
“whaaaaat’s up my muggles and mages, today we’re gonna be buying every single skiving snackbox product then eating them all at once, let’s see what happens”
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.
look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all
countess k8's tumblr backup 