Author: countessk8
tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
If a girl ever wore lingerie for me I think I’d die
enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion
me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do
Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing
introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:
You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever
iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*
911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old
SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!
Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!
dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!
Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! 😉 <3<3<3
*taps microphone* is this thing still on?
Every single one of them is a mutable sign
I am so not surprised by this…like at all
Stop attacking other people for looking different than the character they’re dressed up as! We need to be nice and accept one another! ‘Cause in the end, we’re all just a bunch of nerds, looking to have fun, right?
If I ever stop rebloging this, assume I’m dead
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