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sweaterfemme:

U: sexuality is fluid
me: actually my sexuality is very solid. its a brick that says ‘lesbian’ and i can hit people with it

official-andy-warhol:

I have had this intense struggle with glitter since I was a small child. When I was 8 I covered the entire bathroom in glitter and my parents threw all the glitter in the entire house away in a fit of rage.

Our house was kept glitter free for many years until I very recently bought two huge canisters of glitter and now everything they love is covered in purple glitter. It’s the herpes of craft supplies. You’re stuck with it forever. My body is 77% glitter. It’s taking over the entire continent of North America.

songsforgorgons:

“Women are: courageous, aggressive, strong, logical, intelligent, constructive, creative and independent human beings.” National Organization for Women poster, 1970.

magpiecake:

rafi-dangelo:

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations – you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

gothicprep:

remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like

pochowek:

(sees a lesbian in a video game) keep your… keep your politics out of my video games alright. my video games are a form of relaxation and escapism and i dont want ANY politics, at all, NO POLITICS in them (turns around to my computer and boots up any generic first person shooter set in iraq funded by the US army)

teamnowalls:

boringangel:

niqabisinparis:

snout:

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

ten mins after u walk out

joint might not even feel real while you in that bitch

whoarei:

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now.

marzipanandminutiae:

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

prokopetz:

Y’know, the double standard whereby bisexual men are presumed to be self-hating gay dudes and bisexual women are presumed to be straight trendsters totally makes sense if you’re starting with the premise that the most important thing about a person is whether they’re attracted to men.