flanneldragon:

my friend: i was thinking about making a dragon OC with no legs or arms, just wings, like a wyvern, no, a drake? what’s it call-
me:

thesketcherlass:

tinysquidrachel:

swordwall:

small-home-repair-vikings:

spooky-son-of-rome:

carpebutts:

whisperwhisk:

seananmcguire:

snowysauropteryx:

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

letshearitforthisclown:

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

nentindo:

nentindo:

isn’t it crazy how no other computer generated object looks as realistic as the substitute doll from sm4sh

cryory:

weirdmageddon:

cryory:

weirdmageddon:

​okay why is owl citys fireflies making a sudden comeback out of like thin fucking air

its a fucking banger

no like i love the song but where did it suddenly come from again

its because it’s a goddamn absolute banger