S1E1: Steven finds out his favorite ice cream sandwich is discontinued
S5E1: Steven is put on trial by fascist dictators for his mother’s war crimes

bipeoplearentyourpawns:

fatfae:

gwendolynroselives:

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

itsexclusive:

kngshxt:

we gotta appreciate eminem rappin tho cause if it wasn’t for music he prolly woulda shot up a school or movie theater

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

shiisiln:

revolutionarygays:

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

Moose are bigger than you think
Moose are SO MUCH BIGGER than you think

Cows are smaller than you think. Draft horses bigger.