countessk8

i stumbled across this in a remote part of the lake and i really loved the surreality of it

thank u google thats exactly what i was looking for, not how many days she has been the prime minister of the united kingdom, her height in picometers. you can read my mind, google, its uncanny

longnuts:

moonlandingwasfaked:

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

ysera:

daredevans:

ysera:

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled

coward

ejacutastic:

ejacutastic:

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm*
straight people: gays are ruining marriage

I didn’t know this shit got so many notes also the straights are so mad in the comments lmfao

mllkhoney:

ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet