saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

letshearitforthisclown:

*todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD

nintendette:

sonic06apologist:

nintendette:

nintendette:

nintendette:

Life is a highway

explain

wanna ride it all night long

why did you reply to yourself

I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

thegladelf:

yaoipeens:

The hilarious part is that this doesn’t specify whether it’s the reader or the writer.

girlschasinggirls:

vennahbaby-louislife:

Like literally I find it so astonishing how everyone is not pan? Like not saying anything negative its just so interesting to me cuz like?? A pretty girl in a daisy pattern sundress and cupids bow lips?? A radical sexy skateboard dude with ripped jeans falling off his ass?? A cute lil nonbinary cinnamon roll with uncontrollable hair sitting in the library hiking their glasses up their button nose and freckles with their face pressed into a book? Breasts? No breasts? Flat tummies? Chubby tummies? Hips, no hips, like yo y’all are lovely af and I am glad I have a giant ocean to become infatuated with.

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

jacobtheloofah:

ja-khajay:

ja-khajay:

Honestly? Rage comics are good. They’re a forgotten media that can be very cringy but some of them express emotions like nothing else

Tell me this isn’t iconic