it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood?
this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???
Author: countessk8
tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
me walking into the club: i came here to have fun and be myself [crushes the can i was drinking from] and i dont know who the fuck i am
how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010
online millennial in ancient greece: did you see the clapback leonidas did on twitter?
other online millennial: yeah
online millenials, in unison: tonight we dine in hell
tbh i am personally gonna manifest in the home of everyone who reblogged this and dish out some beatings
Beatings won’t hurt nearly as much as it hurts to be away from the boys
pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
countess k8's tumblr backup 