temporalgearshift:

petition to start calling love triangles “jealousy angles” so that we can call 3way polyamory love triangle instead

i am v proud of all the people who liked + reblogged this

The signs as excellent horror films

goatactivist:

Aries: Alien (1979)

Taurus: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Gemini: The Shining (1980)

Cancer: It Follows (2015)

Leo: Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Virgo: The Exorcist (1974)

Libra: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Scorpio: The Babadook (2014)

Sagittarius: Black Swan (2010)

Capricorn: Les Diaboliques (1955)

Aquarius: Psycho (1960)

Pisces: Misery (1990)

mr-laugh:

hope-arc:

papatulus:

snoopingasusualisee:

All of a clown’s blood can be found in its nose and doesn’t leave it, leaving the rest of its body pale

how do clowns get boners then

you’re looking at it

So what you’re saying is, when you honk a clown’s nose, you’re giving them a handy

groot:

Family Member: “Wow you actually came out of your room”

Me: “WOOeeoww YUO aCtuaLLy cAm3 UOt oF YouR rooM”

shampooligan:

pochowek:

unstoppable force vs immovable object

wild card

allm0ther:

mcdonaldguy:

Jay-Z’s verse from Monster but it’s just this description

Gods dead

pattissecretartblog:

these “you have the option to either play as a dude or a girl but the game expects you to play a man so when you play as a woman nothing changes and it becomes kinda gay”-games are very very lazy and shouldn’t be praised for it hOWEVER as a lesbian who has barely anything……….

fruitsgood:

letrune:

What about two boys liking each other? Or liking to play video games together with their classic controllers?

this is my post and I like girls