tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
I hope Donald Trump puts a book on hold at the library, and when he goes to pick it up learns that he waited too long and it was sent back three minutes ago.
This is legit the most childish blog.
ok but like…. your blog
I can’t believe this nazi is the same guy who made this iconic post
I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.
what i heard: i dont know cats’ body language because ive ever only had dogs so i dont know that a wagging tail means a cat is angry & that cats dont like having their stomach touched & because of this i always get scratched & blame the cat for my failure to try to understand how to interact with a cat
lisa simpson comes out to her parents with a 40-slide powerpoint presentation & a heartfelt, loving conversation which ends with them all crying and hugging. bart just rolls up with his boyfriend one day like “sup this is tyler. he’s terrible.” and then makes out with him in his treehouse for 4 solid hours
What about Maggie
maggie has three girlfriends and two boyfriends and they’re all in her band
reminder that The Simpsons canonically portrayed Lisa being in a polyamorous lesbian relationship so you can’t say that any of the above couldn’t have happened
i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple
countess k8's tumblr backup 