countessk8

chumimiin:

chumimiin:

concept: im in the kitchen cooking our dinner, delicious aromas filling our small but well loved homespace. meanwhile youre playing with our two soft and fluffy dogs in the living room. i smile in anticipation as i hear the doorbell ring and ronald mcdonald comes through the door and plows me right on the dining table.

shittyidea:

Write your own computer programmes by carefully scratching 1s and 0s into your hard drive with a needle

damn-dahmer:

hooligan-nova:

neoliberalismkills:

socialistexan:

jas720:

scotchtapeofficial:

puublack:

artouriapendragon:

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

the meaning of life … is cuck… think of it logically guys. human existence goes on, our species continues to populate, and for what? so i can just not have sex with everyone? we’re all being cucked by each other. we are all cucking god. god made us and gave us life and now hes being cucked by 7 billion people at once. think about it.

I started reading and suddenly lost the ability to read

this is honestly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read? this dude is sexualizing a FUCKING INFANT AND SEES IT AS AN ASSULT TO HIS MASCULNITY

Of course.

this is why the over protective dad thing creeps me out lol

newcrunchyp0rnflakes:

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

jessbrockway:

I’m sad and want to get a tattoo

furiousqueerious:

phoebebishopwright:

A deer wanders quietly in a church in France.

old gods

eva-la-revolution:

lethbian:

hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways

This post is the spiritual successor to

danascullys:

tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said”

me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”??????