countessk8

someone: whats ur ringtone
me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???

i would just like to add he wasn’t doing this to avoid poison or anything one of his shitty gang members pissed in his tea and he didn’t want to look like a pussy and refuse the drink

exiguity:

draw wonder woman with muscles you fucking cowards

weavemama:

my mood for the rest of the year

unmistrusting:

listen. hogwarts houses but instead of placing all the houses in the same dormitories you place them in mini dormitories that each have a Gryffindor, slytherin, ravenclaw and hufflepuff

that way when these 4 kids eventually become friends (and lbr they will after basically living each other after 7 years)

all these personality types are evenly balanced out. when the Gryffindor wants to be reckless the slytherin is like ok chill or we could think this through. when the ravenclaw devotes too much time to studying the hufflepuff is like or you could care abt urself too

and etc

this way ur chances of having 3 reckless Gryffindor children trying to save the school every year dwindles js

october-seance:

fuckoffstraightpeople:

women are expected to give “unattractive” men a chance whilst men act like whiny children when forced to look at women they don’t find attractive

Was literally just thinking about this yesterday. Beauty and the beat, hunchback of notredame, even kids movies drill it into you that females aren’t allowed to be shallow or care about looks! That’s only for men!