tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town
Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.
do you ever just… get hit with the gay™? like you’re just hanging out and living your life when all of a sudden you just get that feeling where you’re just so stoked to be gay that you wanna paint yourself rainbow, cover yourself in glitter and run through the streets yelling “GUESS WHO ISN’T STRAIGHT!!!!!”
but how will the incomprehensibly powerful enemy hell bent on destroying the universe know that i’m a woman if my armour doesn’t have individual tit pockets