countessk8

dongstomper:

trailerparkhardcore:

lycoteuthis:

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

sumetal:

shibutheshibe:

imago-loop:

sumetal:

a gay man: i wanna fuck a dude

half of yall: nooooo!!! uwu no icky… u both want to hold hands and only sweet lovely cutey kisses bc ur such a soft sweet prince… ur a soft cute round boy… so soft… such a soft uwu boy… no ickiness here only soft boys…

the other half of yall: O.M.G. MY GUILTY PLEASURE!!! I LOVE THE YAOIS!!! OM YALL ARE SINNING SO BAD…. (FANS SELF) THATS SO HAWT

There are people tagging themselves “me” this post like it’s something to be proud off

I can be both ;3

I dream of death so often it feels like a memory

waluwadjet:

hvrleyquinn:

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

socialjusticeolivia:

next-venoms:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rainbow-hotline:

marzipanandminutiae:

magicmumu:

queerlandais:

brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT?

YOU DON’T LOOK STRAIGHT THOUGH?

I’M OKAY WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T HIT ON ME LOL

ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY?

DID YOU HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WERE GAY?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR STRAIGHT IF YOU’VE NEVER TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER

ITS OK THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AROUND CHILDREN

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE COOL I JUST HOPE MY KIDS DON’T GROW UP TO BE STRAIGHT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT LOL

sluttyshakespeare:

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

autling:

Normalise giving your friends forehead or even little mouth kisses.

Normalise stroking your friends’ hair.

Normalise sitting on laps.

Normalise cuddling up and spooning with friends to take naps.

Normalise ‘I love yous’

Normalise cooking for your friends when they are sick, or just because.

Normalise holding hands with friends for safety, comfort or just because the pressure is nice.

Normalise tight pressure hugs that last a little longer.

Normalise platonic affection

excess-of-cats:

chickenstab:

chickenstab:

at 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream

i didn’t mean to make this so ominous. i meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison. usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.

That didn’t really make it less ominous

lovlae:

hellothisissatan:

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times

me: please fall asleep I have to wake up early
my body: imm s o fkuchin s Orr;y sorry I didnt;; know I’m trasah I’m hte fuckgng s;;;o sso//rry,,,,,
me: become unconscious please