my gf: am I pretty?
me: the prettiest girl around
my gf: as pretty as the cartoon girl on your phone lock screen?
me:
Author: countessk8
tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
You know when you stare at a word for so long it starts to not look like a word anymore, like something is wrong with it?
I think this is the same thing girls do to their bodies.
doctor: so are u on any birth control
me: kind of? i guess? idk a witch put a hex on me that made my womb barren after an internet argument, but i’m not sure how effective it is
there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives
Palestinians are fucking hardcore and I will fight you on this.
An extra life sentence for not standing up? Is the Israeli constitution written in crayon?
i want seagulls to nest in my bones
A Vaudeville performance based on the old English ballad “Death and the Lady”. Photographed by Joseph Hall, 1906 (via)
I’VE SEEN PICTURES FROM THE OPENING OF THIS, BUT NEVER THE ENDING WHERE THE LADY AND DEATH END UP AS BUDDIES.
supernovadragoncat right up your alley!
brightki I LOVE THIS! Thank you for tagging me XD
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