countessk8

critical-perspective:

etherialism:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

adragonwithbalanceissues:

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

roseified:

tfw all u wanna do is sleep but ur internal monologue actually never shuts the fuck up

bumbleshark:

sir-scandalous:

timetraveldean:

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus
alex: LEO, gemini, aries
table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius