tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
they probably spent too much time with their single mother
They clearly had a traumatic childhood.
That must not be natural
Lions are so impressionable
It’s probably just a phase, they’re going to lion hell still though.
They must have been drinking that gay water
Omg, you see! This is what happens when you let male lions play with Barbie dolls
The gay agendaaaaaaa! It’s making its way around.
I snuck into the zoo at night and made them watch an episode of Queer as Folk and the Rainbow Energy we hide in all tv programs with gay characters magically turned them homosexual