fred and george would totally be into homestuck, don’t lie to yourself

mjalti:

i’ll believe every single post about astrology before i believe anything that comes out of a man’s mouths jot that down cuz that’s gonna be on the final

u could literally tell me i’m a chocolate dipped sugar cookie based on my birthday and it would have more merit than any text from a man, it’s wild

voidbuddy:

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

councilwomannope:

whatsshecalled:

every single time.

IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS THIS OPENLY THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

jaclcfrost:

the best, most biting callout i’ve ever received was “it clearly shines through in nearly every aspect of your personality and general aura that you loved dave strider during your teenage years” like… dead on the nose. fucking eviscerated, right then and there. no one can top that. no one ever even needs to try because, beating that? impossible

claryfightwood:

Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”

i am arresting you for suckin toes

angelmutual:

so ur gonna put me in a prison cell. with other people. who all have toes ….. nice

stability:

PSA cause this is cool & important!!

latrya:

mayaangelique:

@sloaneofficial
@straybunnyalois
@pseudowolf69
@skyeofdragons

vicioussuggestion:

if you are a pedophile or pedophilia apologist i want you to unfollow and preferably block me. this includes supporting minor/adult relationships, ddlg, and adult artists sexualizing minors. get out. get out now