Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)

Bar band: (stops playing)

Everyone: (goes quiet)

Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it’s “unacceptable” to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom

capacity:

Me: *logs on innocently seeking good fun*

Astrology post: you stupid piece of shit you have no idea how pathetic you are I can’t stand you the world is better off without your kind. i am disgusted just look at you

emolyf:

me: *turns off phone*

me: ..i have disconnected from technology..!..i am one with the earth plants trees..birds…modern civilization is just corporate control…look at the stars look how they shine for you 

theteenytinygirl:

i love just being alone.. doing a facemask.. dealing with emotional trauma alone.. LOVE it