swamp-wizard:

appropos of nothing but andrew hussie is the man i would most like to smoke weed with out of anyone alive or dead on the planet. if youre reading this andrew hit me up. name a time and a place and i will be there with a bowl packed and ready to go. its legal in massachusetts now lets make it fucking happen. i wont even be weird about it i promise. if u do this for me i promise i will stop astral projecting into your nightmares

plasmalogical:

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

hashtagdion:

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

princessharam:

teacher: let’s go around the class talking about our hobbies n interests:) let’s start wth you shall we? 🙂

me:

clown-names:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown