princessharam:

when two different mutuals post selfies on ya dashboardt

jncos:

jncos:

in the olden days people like me could become cave hermits or bog witches but the earth is too crowded now and cave/bog real estate is really high

this wasn’t meant to be relatable

mushroompicking:

a list of careers to consider:

• rural goat herder
• tarot card reader

• beetroot farmer

• forest witch
• herb collector

misteradequate:

ancient guy: i want all the dicks of persia in my ass, i love dicks, give me dicks until i drown
modern historian: well what you have to keep in mind is that ancient cultures had different ideas of how to show affection and express themselves, so it’s actually probable he was talking about his brotherly affection for his people

rabbittiddy:

hubblecat:

renoa:

pr1nceshawn:

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

who the fuck eats sushi with ketchup

I don’t know, but this is wrong on sake, that last is definitely the way to do it.

baking-accident:

normalize friends platonically living together. normalize friends sharing a bed. normalize friends never knowing if one is the other’s father or not. normalize friends intentionally getting tapeworms. normalize friends eating cat food. normalize friends looking for rings and coins together in the sewers