countessk8

white girl: you idiot i wanna hold your stupid hand and kiss your dumb face

me: bitch what u say to me

im watching a food show and one of the contestants literally said ‘i was introduced to food when i was very young’ like fuck i sure hope you were!?!?

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

imp:

when people say my name im like. cant believe i exist

konyboy:

besidemuke:

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

deckitout:

emifail:

deckitout:

my mom just asked me why i was drawing my dad

for comparison this is my dad

i feel uncomfortable finishing this now

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

THIS IS SO OLD ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN GOD!!! GOD

hijerking:

so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay?