Author: countessk8

tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)

fluffmaster5000:

unclefather:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

goodenoughforjazz:

i love old people that weirdly space out words and add an ellipses to the end of every sentence they write. it makes me read everything in a really ominous tone.
like i just read this one comment on my friends post on FB and his grandma is like, “have another Great day…. fall won’t last Forever…”, and im like damn what does she know?

huebert:

Ya’ll are fucking backwards as shit.

Someone punches a nazi and now people are screaming and crying about how we need to use our words and that violence doesn’t solve anything. 

But then Shia Labeouf does nothing but yell at a nazi that had the audacity to show his ugly ass face and spout pro-white bullshit on his live stream, and now ya’ll are calling him a bully? Are you really gonna defend LITERAL NAZIS in 2017?? What the fuck is up????

If you think a Jewish man standing up for himself against a nazi is bullying, block and unfollow me right the fuck now.