reblogging because this will never stop being funny
I think about this every day
Author: countessk8
tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
tumblr: that thing you like is Problematic and you should feel bad for liking it
me, an adult capable of critical thinking and criticizing things while still wholeheartedly enjoying them: please get out of my living room
no sideblogs we create an incoherent jumble of content like men
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
Me: *skates past you with a slurpie and a bomber jacket that has ‘i hate straights’ embroidered on the back*
sweet dreams are made of bees
gay question of the day: who was your first fictional girl crush?
countess k8's tumblr backup 