Author: countessk8

me: feelin a lil depressed and anxious
everyone: *banging fists on table* yoga!!!!!! yoga YOGA YOGA YOGA!!!!!!!!!

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

chessys:

if u think im a good person u really dont know me at all

latteos:

iama3rd:

latteos:

My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person 

All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent. That way it looks like you sent it on purpose.

Reblog to save a life

adbub:

Person who doesn’t normally swear: *swears*

Everyone within the nearest proximity to them: