weedbrownie:

everyone with fucking sense: hey plz legalize maryjuana and release the black people who are jailed over it

capitalistic hellscape: mmmmnooo kant dew that fdskhkjfh

everyone with fucking sense: uh why the fuck not?

capitalistic hellscape: hhrnnngngghhhh uhmmmm …. THE DOGS NEED JOBS CANT TAEK AWAY DOG JAWBS HecKin PUppER needS WeRK

conflictedpsyches:

lilylilymine:

i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.

“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”

Ok, but this fight, but the two speakers that are aggressively declaring that their wife is more beautiful… are two female orcs that are married to each other.