I’m tryna channel this energy
Author: countessk8
Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.
Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.
Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.
If they cheat the system then they earned it.
Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.
fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows
me: yeah I’m gay but it’s not, like, my defining quality.
me at a love, simon showing: what’s up, I’m here because I’m GAY AS FUCK. I’m here to see this GAY ASS FILM with my GAY ASS FRIENDS to enjoy a GAY ASS STORY about a GAY ASS TEEN who is GAY AS FUCK falling in love with another GAY ASS TEEN who is GAY AS FUCK and I’m ready for MY GAY ASS TO CRY and eat and drink some GAY ASS CONCESSIONS. I AM GAY.
infuriating how men created, benefit from, and reinforce the diet culture that teaches women our worth is measured by our weight and yet men will also act like women’s sensitivity over our weight is just some weird chick thing they couldn’t possibly understand or extend empathy over
The strongest lesbian power move I’ve ever seen is when right before going into an event I watched a butch let her femme gf put a big red lipstick kiss mark of the butch’s white collar shirt
I love talking to myself she gets me
benefits of living with a witch
—you’ll always be safe because they will put tons of protection spells over you and the house.
—you will learn so much about nature from them, especially the moon.
—the house always smell good because of incense and essential oils.
—you will get to go to fun little pagan shops with them.
—you will gain a lot of insight into your life as they will always be doing tarot readings, rune readings, and analyzing your dreams.
—crystals. everywhere.
—plants. everywhere.
—a cat, probably.
—candles. everywhere.














