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newandimprovedbeef:

lyophilized-dragonfly:

Cliente: “Quanto tempo ci vorrà per terminare il lavoro ?”
Io: “Circa sei settimane”
Cliente: “Lo devi fare in due settimane”
Io: “Ok, provo a spiegarmi meglio”

Client: “How much time will it take to finish this job?”
Me: “About six weeks”
Client: “You have two weeks.”
Me: “OK, I’ll try to explain myself better.”

charlesoberonn:

Okay but this is hands down the best SCP

rakatakat:

i wanted to ask you….

/gets down on one knee

can our ocs hang out

procrastiwriting:

My main problem as a writer is that I don’t write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a fucking plot.

nickyvmlp:

This isn’t out of context at all. This is Peggy Hill in a nutshell

doctordisaster:

bapouro:

i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay

Look at these friendly and kind boys! The mlm demon with his overly fashionable haircut and the wlw demon with such big ears to listen & be supportive. They’re both so glad you’re happy together.

electoralcollege:

dreamhouse777:

electoralcollege:

I am a naughty little serf. I love to wallow in my sloth and indolence, and to disobey the gentry

Hey man we meeting in the tavern on Sunday (holy day) to gamble and indulge in idolatry and pride?

By God’s name, taken in vain, I say aye!

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

jeans on. titties out. eating a mcmuffin, listening to fleetwood mac…all, at the fine time, of 6:30 am

striders:

not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay for their boyfriends to openly think they’re stupid and annoying and to be totally derisive about their interests and for them not to be friends or have things in common or enjoy each other’s personalities or encourage their interests? you are supposed to be friends with the person you’re in love with. you are supposed to want to talk to them about the things that make them happy. you do not have to settle for people who treat your entire personality as a burden outside of what you do to cater to them.