ambientwitch:

ambientwitch:

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

Quick shoutout to everyone diagnosing me with adhd on this post

kidzbopdeathgrips:

chinaglaze:

honestly if u have kids please be prepared for them to say at some point “i reject the path you planned for me. this is the path i’ve created instead” and be prepared to reply “that’s great i’m so proud of you”. 

this is a really good post but why is my child talking like dio

mjalti:

The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda

brittleglory:

take a shot for

1) “shakespeare is literally just dick jokes”
2) lolita discourse
3) “wuthering heights isn’t a love story because everyone involved is horrible! it only counts as a love story if everyone is nice!”
4) Romeo and Juliet Were Just Stupid Horny Teenagers, and it Took Me, an Intellectual, To See This

catlogicdefiesall:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

Them: Sit like a lady

Me:

Sit like women did before short skirts made “knees together” “ladylike”.

junkraty:

“there were no cases of autism before 1930″

Yeah mt Everest wasn’t discovered till 1856 but im sure the fucking mountain still existed

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

we millennials gotta let gen z in on whether something is a joke or not they’re out there eating detergent pods bc they took “forbidden snack” too literally

it wasn’t a “tide pod challenge” it was “haha tide pod look like yummy fruit”