‘how kafkaesque’ i say waiting in line at the taco bell. you think im talking about the alienating bureaucracy of waiting in a single file line for food premade in another state but actually im talking about the dead cockroach in the corner

kendallhaleart:

This came to me after living in a town for 5 years where if you aren’t married and having kids, everyone hates you.

I’M CACKLING

vivienvalentino:

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop*

Everyone:

mad-maddie:

some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game

someonetoflakeon:

Brunch is Gay and here’s why:

Unfertilized eggs represent Lesbianism

Bacon is cured pork belly which is hamfisted nod to lady Gaga’s unparalleled 2017 stand-alone single, “the Cure”, which she penned for us, the Gays

Mimosas

Bloody Mary, named for the famously lesbian wife of king Henry the whomevereth

Gays are so not on time we invented a whole extra meal to compensate for our inability to wake up at a reasonable hour

teamnowalls:

perchu:

text-mode:

“A dude”, 1886. Published in the poetry section of the January issue of The Undergraduate, Middlebury’s newspaper. Source, via.

OwO Whats this pardner?