thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gayantigone:

textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life

me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure

“She never took a husband and so must have died a virgin, in the house she shared with the woman who was her best friend and constant companion who she was inseperable from”

Me: (Looks at camera like I was on The Office)

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

Hair is stored in the brain

tinygaymoms:

thatpettyblackgirl:

january 1st 2018 is a monday. a fresh week, a fresh month and a fresh
year. if u want to start over i don’t think u can possibly find a better
time to

and a full moon!!

becausedragonage:

wtfenris:

atombombbaby:

• got stuck in a t-pose for literally hours
• respawned three days after dying
• glitched up into the sky a few days later, never to be seen again

@becausedragonage Any comments?

As a Christian my only objection is that this implies Todd Howard is God.

sweetschizo:

Do you ever meet a person who introduces themselves with “I’m definitely not normal – normal people scare me, haha. Yes, I’m a little crazy. Quite insane actually. Normal is a swear word around here, heh!” and you’re just standing there thinking you’ve never met a more average person in your whole life.

antiandrogen:

okboy:

okboy:

anyone know about those “become korean” youtube videos where its like these white people make these 7-8 minute long of just quiet zen music and if you watch it everyday for a month you’ll turn into korean girl do yall know about those like its so fucking weird

HELLO?? WHAT

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen