countessk8

snowelves:

im dropping out of art school to become a humble oblivion npc farming the same onion in the middle of the mild cyrodiilic countryside

for the rest of my existence

twentysoreribs:

imagine if every woman in the world stopped wearing make-up and shaving their body hair like even celebrities on tv and stuff, like think about how much more comfortable would women feel in their bodies and how much mental space would be freed up for women to think about/care about other things

stachionalgeographic:

kramergate:

noxtheox:

kramergate:

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

kramer i’m still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing

I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

purrityring:

dopenmind:

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

sknjob:

i love the iphone v android fight because the only anti android stance for years has been “bad camera”

thisistemporaryahh:

Me, neglecting Duolingo for one day.

whitherbro:

theres something… indescribable about seeing a multinational corporation be referred to as “OP” in a callout post about the tendrils it spreads across the planet

me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i don’t really care it’s whatever honestly
somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldn’t have had to go through that
me, suddenly crying: huh. weird