songwrite:

lovlae:

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

Just like how people who call themselves “just honest!!!” never do things like give people unexpected compliments! Interesting!

cronyfeudalism:

not to be corny but one’s radical politics should stem from a love for humanity 

byerslesbian:

*walks up to a lesbian couple*

“so which one of you didn’t think you had to cook noodles and which one of you tried to cut butternut squash with a hammer?”

gudroo:

pochowek:

they say bringing a knife to a fist fight is a bad idea because my opponent could steal it and put me at their mercy. or would they? they anxiously handle the blade. i reach into a pocket. pull out my gun. they brought a knife to a gun fight. who’s getting dicked? who reigns supreme?

it’s actually like rock paper scissors. knife beats fist because you can cut them, gun beats knife because it’s longer range, and fist beats gun because you can put your finger in the gun hole to stop the bullets