countessk8

before net neutrality dies and i have to pay a 75 cent fee every time i post i just want to say i always hated you all

g i r l s … … girls……. girls… Girls.. Girls. GIRLS. GIRLS! GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡!!!!♡♡G♡I♡R♡L♡S♡♡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amilynholdo:

i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read

mo-bu:

dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe

jillsteinfuneralcity:

goblin

kobold

benevolent imp

brendanthesalty:

theuntoldfortune:

officialho:

I’m looking on a dating website and I just about fucking died at this option.

I wish this was a real life option

feeenie:

how ppl expect lgbt+ ppl to be:

how we really are:

snakegay:

i remember in 5th grade we were playing some sort of spelling game, i dont remember the details but one of us suggested “assassination” and the student teacher foolishly did it and it got to a point where the word “assass” was written on the board and i can still remember his expression to this day bc everyone was 10-11 years old and it was hilarious that “ass ass” was there on the board and the class was laughing so hard. he looked so fucking tired