reallyreallyreallytrying:

racing. now theres a simple idea that never gets old. who’s the fastest. i love it.

madfrisky:

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

dailylifeofadizzyfangirl:

dailylifeofadizzyfangirl:

so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and

i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer sweater

don we now our gay apparel

quilsradomstuffyblog:

futureevilscientist:

confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

arobotz:

carry-on-my-baeward-son:

wrecknician:

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

Even in a joke post they always manage to leave out the asexuals .-.

ghhjjshjjn???