countessk8

twisteddoodles:

Working on science

This is such a Mood

When will there be a mother son murder simulator?
there are so many father daughter murder simulators:
The Last of Us
Dishonored
Bioshock Infinite
The Walking Dead
But no gruff rugged lady with a secret heart of gold protecting a wide eyed young boy from the terrors of the world and begrudgingly teaching him how to fight until at the end realizing she’s taken away his innocence to buy his survival and it’s poignantly tragic.
Where are my sad murder moms and feisty knife sons?

izabellaizabellaizabella:

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

feelsguy:

thank you donkey kong for inventing fruit

banji-effect:

Also whoever made these should probably be my therapist from now on??

m86:

halloween new costume idea

luxwing:

Op is an absolute rapscallion and a complete ne’er do well

pardonmewhileipanic:

felix-kjellbergs-suspenders:

octogirl:

felicefawn:

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

hELP

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

corvidaezero:

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.