Author: countessk8

tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)

twomillionbees:

twomillionbees:

petition to call “fanservice” something else bc i am in fact a fan and that type of thing does me a DISservice

proposed alternate term: “perv pandering”

pros:

  • makes clear who it is for
  • frames it in a negative light
  • gross dudebro fans like to accuse any attempt at diversity or representation as being “pandering” so it’s fun to point out how they’re being pandered to
  • alliteration

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Non-english-speaker culture is winging it through video games from before you knew English, only understanding 30% of the dialog.

In Crash Bandicoot 2 this one character says “I’m going to destroy the space station” and 6-year-old me thought he said “playstation” so I cried and turned the game off cause I was scared that he was gonna destroy my console.

rosedustd:

Men who value virginity in women over who they are as a person and obsess over their “purity” are seriously the creepiest people alive. Like if you want to be the “first” and mark your territory so bad go pee on a fire hydrant with the rest of the dogs. 

shacklefunk:

i own minecraft but all i ever use it for is to build a tiny wood cabin, wrangle a family of three horses, and pick every flower within the nearby area and landscape my territory

thats all i do like some twelve year olds out here who can like redstone program a field of horseshit to play the ninja turtles theme backwards and im like,,,,a kindergartner drawing a picture like “and heres the sun and heres my house and my dog and a flower”

once my wooden hut is built and my horses are penned in with a bale of hay and some water and a barn and my flower garden looks gorgeous i fully quit the game, don’t play for like 6 months, and then do that exact thing again, over and over

the horses are a key part