“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people
this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.
Author: countessk8
me watching any movie with kids just on their fucking bikes doing god knows what: god i wish that were me
tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”


this tweet is everything
I used to work at the National Gallery in London. Old men came up to me fairly regularly to complain about the young girls (and sometimes the tourists of a particular ethnicity or nationality) taking selfies with the art. I’d smile and say, it’s an interesting diptych because so many of the most celebrated works in the Gallery are portraits– the ‘selfies’ of yesteryear– and indeed, Van Eyck’s /Portrait of a Man/ (1433) may be the earliest known panel self portrait, ant the very least in western art history, so framing oneself in that context, comparing the methods of portraiture over a span of a little under 600 years, is at its heart a commentary on the human desire to remember and be remembered, to catalog one’s existence and give it authenticity.
They did not like that let me tell you.
Thank you for fighting the good fight, unicornsandbutane.
THINK ABOUT HOW MANY PUPPIES WILL GET TO EXPERIENCE SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WINTER. PUPPIES. CONFUSED ABOUT WHY THEIR FEET ARE COLD. CONFUSED ABOUT THIS FLUFFY STUFF. GOTTA BITE IT. GOTTA ROLL IN IT.

“My relative did an eye exam on a Great-horned Owl”
I was worried it was trauma at first but I’m glad it’s not so I can guiltlessly laugh at this owl
LEFT EYE SEES THE FUTURE, RIGHT EYE SEES THE PAST
Real life footage of GTA Jeremy
Reblogging this because I find it hilarious and think about it constantly
Somewhere out there a girl is preparing to ask another girl out, a girl is preparing to propose to her girlfriend, two girls are planning their wedding. Is that beautiful or what

