slightmood:

slightmood:

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

moominwoman:

aven-rave:

moominwoman:

the corniest thing is when i say pansexuality isn’t real & some pan nerd goes “haha i guess i’m not real then” as a rebuttal like unfortunately ur real but ur bi aiden

Although OP is a TERF, I’ll give credit where it’s due. Good post.

thanks! if you like common sense you might like some of my other posts. either way, have a nice day!

dykehistory:

hey lesbians heres a reminder: ur tacky lesbian fashion is VALID

Is it “ugly”? Is it “mismatched”? Have you been called “a disheveled bog woman”? Do you do 13 layers? Do you exclusively wear turtlenecks and dress like a combination of every decade?

You are VALID!

benepla:

i know “act your age” is a nebulous concept but when i click on your calarts-style cartoon character icon and onto your nigh unreadable pastel blog and i see the PAGES of you defending a dumbass comment you made with quivering pseudo-confusion and the fragility of a newborn lamb in a tornado, and then i go on your about and you’re a 23 year old in a six way polyamorous relationship working on your masters in cultural studies…..it’s time to consider. Why you are like this. you pay taxes ma’am. 

benepla:

not to kinkshame but if a girl told me “yeah I’m in a 24/7 dom/sub relationship where I’m the sub and this greasy man with a ponytail calls me worthless for sexual kicks literally 24/7” I would make it a life goal to kill him