Author: countessk8

tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)

atasteoflee:

gaspack:

zamaron:

candiikismet:

alittlebitridiculous:

arciifer:

babyanimalgifs:

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”

He’s not

With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.

Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.

That bird was livid!

that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017

I am dying , sis is pissedt!

mcclaln:

platonicsheith:

i’m not in college yet but as we all know alcohol consumption among college students can get a bit ridiculous so during those years please pay a lot of attention to how you’re feeling and how you view alcohol because it’s possible to become an alcoholic at that age even though a lot of people make jokes passing it off as normal behavior and it can have a really bad impact on your life and grades basically don’t ever let drinking become more of a priority than doing well in school or being healthy and please take care of yourself

here are a few red flags that can indicate you have an alcohol problem

  • you feel as if you’ll be missing out if you don’t get drunk
  • you drink to alleviate depression, stress, anxiety, or other heavy emotional issues
  • you begin lying to others about drinking
  • you get antsy if you’re sober and are surrounded by drunk people
  • you continuously promise you’ll have “just a few” but end up absolutely shitfaced
  • you drink every weekend, even when you hadn’t planned to drink you end up doing it anyway
  • your start craving alcohol whenever you feel negative emotions like stress or anxiety

if you feel that you might have a problem, please seek help because alcohol addiction is a life-shattering issue

greelin:

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

cheesoisuncool:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely