tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)
okay this person definitely deserves to be mocked but at the same time this is just power move after power move and if they met me in real life they could kill me in one hit
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
Me: *rereading a fanfic for the 17th time* ah, yes. *sips tea* a true literary classic
tumblr: AHH mermaid lesbians!!! fairy lesbians!!! lesbians are so beautiful lesbians in everything!
actual real life lesbian: hi
tumblr: what the fuck is that