countessk8

chamfrons-checques-n-champignons:

danchatvbb:

soledadcatalina:

soledadcatalina:

god did the “fish underwater are dry” video get taken down? bc real talk that was the funniest fucking thing ive seen all week

found it on youtube this time holy shit

I’m the guy screaming about submarines

literally im him

hvliday:

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

thetownwitch:

just girly things: not being able to determine if a man is being nice to you because he’s sincere and views you as an autonomous human being or if he’s being nice to you because he views you as a conquerable object

paper-mario-wiki:

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

aperturecity:

transgirlfalco:

every day of my life I wish I could say images

i desperately wish to impart this image with a single word onto others

pyrlspite:

everything gets compared to homestuck because so much shit went on in homestuck it’s insane. short web thing about satellites has color-coded text and a certain voice to it? just like homestuck. juggalo subculture marches on the united states capital? just like homestuck. both are totally valid comparisons to make because the thing was so fucking expansive

thanasphere:

FUNK ENGINE

blackgirlsreverything:

captainnickii:

the-real-eye-to-see:

Ooooh boy look at those white tears! Damn thats sweet!

I can’t stop laughing!

I watched that last night and fucking died hHaha. They are only brave around their gang. Otherwise they are a bunch of cowards .

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

jokez:

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out