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ask-oncies-jizz:

ask-oncies-jizz:

ask-oncies-jizz:

angsty suggestion blog that sounds like im talking about a guy i’m in a toxic yet artistic relationship with but it’s actually just vagueposts about my chameleon

you cant hold my hand without scarring my skin

you’ll eat from my palm but won’t look me in the eye

joematar:

I believe this is one of the best tweets ever twotted

classicaldynamics:

takealookatyourlife:

my-username-was-taken:

she transformed her enemies, or those who offended her, into wild beasts // Circe by Wright Barker (1889)

tits out surrounded by big cats is how I wanna live my life

reblog if you wanna live tits out and surrounded by big cats

420moshdad:

writing-prompt-s:

In 20 words or less write the happiest scene you can.

Big ass weed blunt. TWO things of apple juice. Carton of goldfish cracker. Hentai.

sbstianstans:

#and here’s x-men teaching you an important lesson

dragon-in-a-fez:

jenniferr-jareau:

I don’t even know where to begin with this

which Shakespeare play is this

tunte:

former-fatty:

tunte:

Why y’all so afraid of historical gays

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

That’s actually a fair point

beavis-hates-your-kink:

tripwithmeee:

beavis-hates-your-kink:

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

lesbianlena:

google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual