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lesbianshepard:

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

opalescentmist:

Not saying this is me ..but it is

itsfine2009:

No offense but why is it that makeup culture is so evil and we all currently live in hell

bae-cement:

scundered:

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

We must live close. Tell me hey next time

spooktacularhalloween:

a place where it’s always autumn the leaves are always changing but they never die, there’s a pumpkin patch on every corner, and Halloween is every weekend.