Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.
i love this
this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept
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i swear nothing in this world compares to love from a woman. and i’m not even just talking about romantic love. the way women love the people in their lives so selflessly and abundantly and genuinely is so beautiful to me. women are truly special
“My generation had princesses to look up to.
Our daughters have generals.”
Black Panther (2018) / The Last Jedi (2017) / Wonder Woman (2017)
hot take: if women’s sexuality wasn’t severely shamed and suppressed even in the context of heterosexuality, if sex was framed as reciprocal rather than something men do to women, a hell of a lot more women would realize they’re not actually attracted to men at all
the fact that so many of the people reblogging this post are interpreting it as a bitter lesbian whining about how women won’t sleep with her instead of a discussion of how society’s framing of sex negatively affects gay women is incredibly telling of how this website views lesbians
the reason none of you are allowed to have straight pride is specifically because our neighbours sent anti-gay preachers to our doorstep so they could warn me that having sex with a woman will cause the apocalypse & offer to have two men baptise me in my own bathtub while my fiancée was at work. like there’s at least two other reasons but it’s really specifically that one
why did they give this line to the villain
Because they wanted it to seem like an extreme position that only a cold-hearted woman who wants a puppy coat could have.
Apparently my mum’s art lecturer said something really similar to her when she told her that she was getting married, something along the lines of “Oh well, maybe you’ll still be able to use your artistic talent in between cooking and cleaning up after your children” and my mum said that at the time she was angry but looking back she realised that her lecturer was just disappointed bc she saw potential and my mum turned down a chance to have a solo exhibition bc she was getting married. Sadly, that lecturer wasn’t wrong.
Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.
pussy’s worth it tbh
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