Author: countessk8

tumblr's prolly gonna delete half my shit so this is a backup b/c i can't even get the download to work (guess 2 gb is too much for my miserable connection to handle without shitting out like 5 network errors)

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

limbo is sitting in ur kitchen at 2am eating a bowl of rice krispies and constantly refilling the milk and/or cereal whenever either of them gets too low but the box and milk carton are both bottomless

hell is exactly the same but with cocoa puffs and the milk gets progessively chocolatier and thicker until there’s no difference in texture between it and the cereal

nonbinary-santa:

iamatinyowl:

knightofthestars:

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

I grew up being told I deserved attention and if I wanted it I was encouraged to ask. For attention but also for help. I can literally walk into the middle of my parent’s living room when they’re watching a movie and declare “MY DEPRESSION IS REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW AND I NEED ATTENTION” (usually with my arms spread wide and sung in an off-key operatic voice) and they will pause their movie and give me much attention and hugs if I am in a mood for hugs.

Every single person who reblogs this is allowed to be adopted by my parents. I asked my mom and she said ok.

Sometimes I forget non-abusive parents exist and I read your posts about your parents and I’m like “sounds fake but okay”

pochowek:

morrowind male dark elf voice: Listen you fucker. listen. i smoke 5 packs of cigarettes daily. im smoking a cigarette right now. in fact, two cigarettes. i intend to die of lung cancer in approximately 5 months from now

oblivion male dark elf voice: I let other people fuck my wife