oneseriouslycoolguy:

greatjaggi:

centuhpede:

source?

this

That banana is holding her hostage

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

quoth-the-ravenclaw:

alyxpanics:

littleshopofhoruss:

generalbriefing:

doctorwhoshotya:

pretty much every vegetable you hated as a little kid would taste better if you roasted it with salt and olive oil instead of boiling it

The truth shall set you free

also sometimes if you just try it again with an adult palate because this is also a developmental issue little children are far more sensitive to bitter and metallic flavors it’s an evolutionary defense against poison

reblogging for science and culinary advice.

shit who the fuck was trying to poison their kids so much that we evolved into a species that kids need a mechanism against poison?????

Richard III

aphroditelesbians:

Anyone who tells you that you need to be more “open minded” and accept penis or males into your sex life isn’t progressive- they’re a classic homophobe.  Ditch ‘em.